K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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