wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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