you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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