with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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