Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Me too!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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