there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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