their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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