Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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