That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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