Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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