I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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