I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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