apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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