Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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