Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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