this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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