The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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