he thought i was a dude.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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