Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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