hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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