oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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