Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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