nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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