porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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