The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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