are you still at the devil's house?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My penis needs a shock collar
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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