thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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