Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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