in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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