Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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