normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
