I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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