just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
areolas are like halos for boobs.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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