i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
