thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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