You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
