what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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