that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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