I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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