i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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