why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Ladies don't puke and tell
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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