wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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