Me too!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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