bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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