the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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