I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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