I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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