Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
People in love make me want to vomit
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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