My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Randomize
