How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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