Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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