you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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