She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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