Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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