dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm like, not good at living.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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