You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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